@anomalocarididae Enjoy GPT (gunpowder tim)

@anomalocarididae 🎹🐀

@anomalocarididae this guy hates a phantoms

@anomalocarididae *scrawls in notebook* next year, send more slim jims...

@anomalocarididae Martyn's team is entirely composed of kanto pokemon (I'm thinking Gyarados, Starmie, Lapras, and Omastar as well as Kingdra) that are. Unnecessarily buffed up. Held items. EVs. Hidden abilities. The works

@anomalocarididae martyn would be a water type. His ace is a Kingdra. Scar is... a grass type. Idk what his ace would be. Scott's ace is a Frostlass and Pearl's is a Mightyena

@anomalocarididae I heard the kestrels don't even seed their torrents

@anomalocarididae love the implications of Half A Backpack. Entirely useless storage device

@anomalocarididae I mean, probably for the same reason PE put all the other bullshit rules and restrictions on them, and why similar things are enforced on irl minimum wage workers. Control, and making life as shit as possible so the workers dont have the motivation to do anything elsel