Stephen J. Skelton

@stephenjskelton
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[Impressive Occupation], [Amazing Occupation], [Fascinating Occupation], [Lucrative Occupation], [Impossible Occupation] & just a regular, humble guy.
Latest Sillinesshttp://www.filmpigs.com
Old Sillinesshttp://www.jokeybits.com
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Stephen J. SkeltonFeb 21, 2025

INT. Q BRANCH

Bond enters, wearing an Amazon warehouse safety vest. Q is engaged in an unseen activity.

BOND
Q...

Q
(startled, finishes peeing in bottle)
Ah, 007! Let me show you the latest in field equipment, starting with these fantastic values from Amazon Basics..."

Stephen J. SkeltonJan 1, 2025
Who decided it was acceptable to package new socks using a bunch of those thin plastic ties you have to cut with scissors and why haven't they been prosecuted?
Stephen J. SkeltonNov 24, 2024
I love Dan Aykroyd, but I'm a little mad at him for starting the now ridiculous celebrity-with-a-liquor-brand trend.
Stephen J. SkeltonOct 31, 2024
Sure, you're hot. But are you Mira Sorvino in The Replacement Killers hot?
Stephen J. SkeltonOct 13, 2024

Think bigger Marvel:

Deadpool & Wolverine & Ted & Alice

Stephen J. SkeltonSep 2, 2024
People please stop pranking your dogs for social media videos. You're usually just making them afraid for no reason. They don't deserve that, they're good dogs. Put your phone down and give them treats instead.
Stephen J. SkeltonOct 6, 2023
I've almost reached full New Vaccine Aches & Pains Side-Effect Crybaby Mode where no part of the couch is comfortable to sit, lay, or crumple on in a weird pile.
Stephen J. SkeltonOct 5, 2023
Normalize ignoring celebrity personalities who go by a "Dr. SingleNameOnly" brand.
Stephen J. SkeltonSep 26, 2023

Ah, so THIS is what I hear in my head in the middle of the night when my anxiety kicks in just before I can fall asleep!

https://youtu.be/5NlzT4zKFew?si=TCVICG9qbhRNyUWX

The Scariest Sound In The World

YouTube
Stephen J. SkeltonSep 25, 2023

Free #Covid test kits from the gov't now available again. Order online:

https://www.covid.gov/tests

COVID.gov - Free at-home COVID-19 tests

Every U.S. household is eligible to order 4 free at-home COVID-19 tests.

COVID.gov