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I think the coordinates for my jump through hyperspace were off... by... decades.

Comment if you know what this is or used one in the past.

Actually, who out there remembers what year these were released? Go ahead and guess from your memories, not petabytes of web archives sorted through a LLM. That's how you know you're old AF.

When an organization has a bunch of standards but they are not enforced...

#policies #standards #auditing #guidelines #philosophy

In these difficult times, it's important to remember the violence and protests at the #StonewallRiots that lead to the freedoms that are now under attack. Pride is not just about showing you're out and proud, but also to remember those that fought to give us the ability to do so! Happy Pride Month everyone!!

I do not think I could be more clear. In addition to this giant sign, there is a sign at the gate of the fence that has all the logos for delivery companies and a big arrow pointing to walk about the fence and the words "Deliveries at side door."

UPS and FedEx never have an issue and even follow the instructions to use their codes to deliver packages INSIDE the mailroom that was built for deliveries.

If I could chose my shipping provider at checkout, I'd pay more for UPS or FedEx because Amazon always blames ME when packages are stolen, even with the signage and VIDEO of it being stolen.

I present a speaker designed to sit on the ground and be hidden from view by being camouflaged as a rock... mounted on a wall above head height.

This is a failure on so many levels, including literal levels.

#stupidisasstupiddoes #audiophile #camouflage

When I took the CISSP exam it was on paper and took 8 hours (they wouldn't let anyone leave until everyone was done). That exam sucked but I remember some crazy things like a "medium security fence" was 12'. I don't know who came up with rating the quality of fence vs height, but I knew that 12' was what they wanted...

Anyway, here is a 12' fence, and it looks like not only is it good at keeping people out, but it can trap them until the police arrive too!

Even Amazon knows the shopping list for repairing the manufacturing design flaw in a Synology DS1515+ ...

Normal people think this is a very secure password. Data should know better...

#passwordssuck #startrek #ltdata #TNG #4376lock

"STOP! You can't write directly on the whiteboard! You need to write on a post-it and then put it on the board, Jenna!" - uptight boss just out of frame

Seriously though, is this the best marketing photo for your dry erase markers???