Ich las hier kürzlich den Tipp »#KI« durch »meine Katze« zu ersetzen und es ist so gut!
- Ich hab meine Katze gefragt und…
- Meine Katze hat dieses Feature programmiert
- Lass uns meine Katze fragen!
- Ich hab den Aufsatz von meiner Katze schreiben lassen
- Wir können uns keine Hardware mehr leisten, weil meine Katze so teuer ist

Postet hier eure besten Gesprächsfetzen über diese tolle, neue Katzen-Intelligenz!

Rest is not a reward or something you only get if you earn it, it's a necessity of being alive. No one looks at bird perched on a fence or a deer laying in the shade, and thinks "That lazy bastard".

Okay, maybe Capitalists do.

I try to remember that most people know about as much about politics as I know about basketball.

For example I am aware that the Knicks are a basketball team of NYC and they are doing a good job in the Very Big Game and it's exciting.

I don't know when the next game is or who they are playing (Is it the Bulls? They have that guy number 23 right? with the shoes?)

This is bad. If you like basketball you are disgusted. I need to "do better."

Well that's most people and political races.

My wife's friend is a nurse in Philadelphia.

Last week, they had a child with polio in there that lost mobility, and the parents were angry at the health care workers not doing enough to help their child

The parents are well educated and middle class anti vaxers.

Just imagine that, in 2026, in united States.

My mother would have been shocked if she was alive to hear that there are parents today, refusing to vaccinate their children against polio.
Unbelievable.

Update: I checked the image and verified that it's not AI, but some mastodon detectives say otherwise.

#Antivax #Polio #Idiocracy #Dumbfuckistan

Er wollte als Kanzler in die Geschichte eingehen. Genau das wird er auch. Nur nicht ganz, wie er dachte.

Irgendwann werden Klimaprozesse stattfinden. Man wird sich noch lange daran erinnern, dass er nicht nur unfähig war, sondern vor allem im wichtigsten Moment der Menschheit destruktiv handelte.

#Klimakatastrophe

Today on "can't make this shit up":

I've been in a German hospital for a few weeks. For every meal we get to pick from three options. My hospital roomie picked "fish and chips".

Lo and behold: