do ya ever just wake up one day and have BIGG tiddy

Yall think mirrors are bad but seeing and hearing yourself on a video chat application is actually a form of torture banned in over 20 countries

Zeus is the original hornt masto furry

The café? I can't, I'm on tea-blockers

Just asked my phone to "scream at me when the clock chimes noon" and it actually understood that and set an alarm like I wanted

*I walk into the gender clinic* good day, doctors, I've heard this is where you inject me with gay chemicals to make me grow cat ears?

This year has been the guest rapper interlude in the pop song of my life

Do I buy a capture card so I can start streaming and complete my transformation into a proper e-thot

日本語を話せるフォロワーはいるか？聞きたがるだけ

I say ｄｅｓｕ you say ｎｙａ:
ＤＥＳＵ!