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@LeslieBurns A damn good drink.

Behold my sketch of my valet, Jeeves.

#ActualArt

I'm dreaming of a #Christmas when Burl Ives collaborated with The Ramones.
That time that I experimented with making a hasselback potato to see if I wanted to serve them at Christmas dinner. Ultimately the decision was made that while spectacular, it was totally not worth the effort.
#food
A very #ShortStory.

Oh my God I'll be having #vichysoisse for football tomorrow. Who's the king? ME

#Food #Soup

I made black eyed peas, collards and ham for my #NFL Sunday.

#Food

A sudden unsolicited #cat picture.

#CatsOfMastodon