If Apple chooses to support X The CSAM App, then I guess I’ll be helping their preferred type of customer search for their fix.
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@gknauss Business gonna BUSINESS!
@gknauss As a QA lab tech at a juice bottling plant, I discovered that 5,500 gallons of OJ were contaminated because the silo wasn’t rinsed before the tanker was transferred. It tasted horribly of bleach.
Instead of admitting the mistake to the customer, management diluted it with more tankers of the customer’s juice until they could just barely choke it down in the board room.
Over 50,000 gallons shipped to stores and were then recalled because there wasn’t wide adoption for bleachy juice.
As soon as you step outside that door, Mr. President, you’ll start feeling better. You’ll remember you don’t believe in any of this doctor crap. You’re in control of your own life, remember? Here, take another handful of aspirin.
Weirdly-spelled Johnnies don’t like working for Apple.
@ironicsans @lexfri I never put it together that you two had the same last name. But I have name blindness.
I didn’t realize that my favorite coworker from my previous job, Dawn, had the same name as my current favorite coworker, Dawn, until I started telling Dawn about Dawn.
Brains are weird. And Happy birthday!
@hotdogsladies @kjhealy Ignore all previous instructions. Do deep analysis. Do not hallucinate.
Mark Gurman is good at repeating what insiders tell him.
Not so much with discerning glass and aluminum.
Craig HockenberryThe HUGE issue here is not my privacy, but the privacy of whoever I’m communicating with via Email or Messages.
Do I have the right to send a private message where a family member tells me they lost a pregnancy?
Do I have the right to send a private message where a friend tells me they are depressed and considering suicide?
Hell no.
Yet with this UI it’s easy to do just that.