@smartasshat

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If Apple chooses to support X The CSAM App, then I guess I’ll be helping their preferred type of customer search for their fix.

ICE on ice works well in watercolor.

n.b. The Waterlogue app far predates AI.

As soon as you step outside that door, Mr. President, you’ll start feeling better. You’ll remember you don’t believe in any of this doctor crap. You’re in control of your own life, remember? Here, take another handful of aspirin.

Mark Gurman is good at repeating what insiders tell him.

Not so much with discerning glass and aluminum.

There’s only one explanation. A curse accumulates bad luck every time someone puts a period after the S in the name.

"Where there is no tradition, there is no literature."

— J. A. Mangan

Once you see it, you can’t un-see it.

All that is known about the elusive Brittani is her catch phrase:

“That’s Brittani with a heart… but it’s not where you thiiiiiink!”

Me: Café frío grande con leche por favor.

Cashier at Juan Valdez Café: ¿Nombre?

Me [in dramatic deep voice]: Me llaman… EL EXIGENTE!

Cashier: (blinks twice) (giggles) (writes on cup)

Weren’t they always?