My one regret with lasering my facial hair off is that I waited so long. Now I have all of these white hairs the laser can't touch growing in otherwise empty spots, like new growth birches after a forest fire.
My hottest take ever: There is, functionally, no difference between the narrative structure of "She Don't Use Jelly" by The Flaming Lips and "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.
Twitter has become a place I go to see conservatives' weird-ass responses to... something, and liberals' responses about how weird those weird-ass responses are, and never finding out what the original weird-ass, made-up grievance was that started it before there a new one.
Pandemic-induced inertia and terror of crowds mean we still haven't made it back to Heroes. But seeing this almost brought me to tears because I miss it so much. I think it's time.
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Well, ManRay is back. #ManRay #Cambridge @[email protected] https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1617052477274181632
Neal! on Twitter
“Well, ManRay is back. #ManRay #Cambridge @universalhub”
I'm rewatching Wynonna Earp with Diana, who's never seen it. And it's fucking incredible how often, especially in the later seasons, this supernatural Western horror comedy that I've already seen before doesn't *quite* leave me in tears, but definitely makes the room real dusty.
Sitting in a waiting room, wondering how this person can work in a hospital in the 36th month of 2020 and not know the mask goes over your nose, when I watch her walk past a sign saying the mask goes over your nose.
A doctor once said it wouldn't be a big deal if my Adderall prescription was refilled a few days late because "you probably don't take it on the weekends, so you'll have a few extra." Not taking it on the weekend once made me almost crash my car because a restaurant had a sign.
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The “ADHD is only a disorder because of capitalism” crowd forgets that we have ADHD on weekends too. It undermines how much we can struggle with daily life and just… folding laundry. Making food. Showering.
Just because you have ADHD and have no problem with this doesn’t mean-
One big takeaway going into the new year: Avatar 2 has been out for two weeks now, has made a ridiculous amount of money and I didn't even notice. No one seems to care. And that is hilarious.
God, please let him do it. It's true, I'm a deep state bot. Permanently ban me for voting that I hate this dumbass nerd and finally break the hold this hell site has on my broken brain.
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This is so embarrassing
