Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
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Writer. Adventurer. WoW gamer. Mom to one human and multiple fur babies. Neurodivergent.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
I was visiting my grandfather, and he got mad at me for scrolling on my phone. He said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremains to be put into his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Hey #Ohio,
If you are FOR legislation that targets #trans folks or the #lgbtqia community as a whole, just so know, you are aligned with actual neo-#Nazis.
The attached #TikTok is from #RachelMaddow, but if you don’t like her, feel free to look it up on the local news sites for each of the mentioned cities.
The Rachel Maddow Show on TikTok
You might think that politicians who find themselves on the same side of an issue as actual, flag-waving neo-Nazis would reconsider their position on that issue. That is apparently not the case for Ohio Republicans. #fyp #news #politics #lgbtq #ohio #hate #racism
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.