Simon Proven

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Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs
As a user,
I want your application to randomly steal focus
So that,
I enter my password managers main password into a chat box
There's a place in hell for the weirdos in the replies about the UK's train prices who point out that it would be a bit cheaper if you booked it seven months in advance, drove to a closer station, travelled at four in the morning and made 16 changes. It's shit, challenge it.

Sunak has allocated 2200 detention spaces, 200 caseworkers, 25 courtrooms, 150 judges and 5000 sitting days for Rwanda

At a time when rape victims have to wait almost two years for a trial, the PM has suddenly found the cash and capacity to get what he wants

https://bylinetimes.com/2024/04/23/rishi-sunak-rwanda-nightmare-is-pushing-his-government-beyond-reason/

Rishi Sunak's Rwandan Nightmare is Pushing His Government Beyond Reason

Rishi Sunak Rwanda Scheme is a Political and Moral Nightmare that will end in failure for his Government argues Adam Bienkov

Byline Times
Friendly reminder that there is no curling in the summer Olympics, so it's safe to just skip the whole thing.
I’ve finally lost control!
Vaccination reduced the risk of #LongCovid by ~40% in the entire population (5.4 million) of Norway
https://thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(24)00082-1/fulltext and reduced cardiovascular and thrombotic events
@Richard_Littler but what about the humble ocean piglet or the threatening chicken? https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/funny-animal-names-in-german
The German Animal Names Flowchart

Learn the beautiful logic behind German animal names and name any animal just by sticking smaller words together. See how with our handy flowchart!

Babbel Magazine

Supermarket that increased profits from £880 million to £2.3 billion in a cost of living crisis says it's "worked hard" to cut prices

They really are taking the piss

#tesco

Happy #WorldAutismAwarenessDay.
We're going to abduct every neurotypical person on Earth, line them up, and put them in size order.
And we're going to do so quietly.