Hi. I'm currently on a plane to Indianapolis to see Taylor Swift and the general vive is: there is a little girl with t.s. croc decorations watching the Barbie Movie in the row ahead of me. Looking forward to a week with my BFF, a fun show, and dinos in giant friendship bracelets.
if you bring an actual joint into the garden in 2024 you are a dickhead. Take an edible like a god damn adult.
We took the downeaster and the woman in the club car kept referring to Weezer as "older people's music" and acting surprised teens were going with parents. Ma'am, I'm going to need you to kick it down a notch if you're on the night shift.
Spencer changed his mind about getting a flaming lips tote bag... and has reentered the merch line. God speed, jelly bean.