Shmouf

@shmouflon@scorpinc.social
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Pining for the moon 🐐🥚🤖 she/her
@az sorry you didn’t make it all the way home before crashing, should we deploy the emergency Cushion?
@shmouflon i guess we both slept pretty rough last night?
@shmouflon borrowing Snowy's time machine to use yourself as a little nap pillow is the best idea? can the the suspiciously younger Lit and Fam join you?
Lucky enough to only have to come to the office once a week most weeks but have managed to work my way up to the barista knowing my name (but not my order because I like to mix it up).
@az Did Puds fall into the cloning machine? May [REDACTED] borrow the cloning machine to clone their dinners?
@az Counting down the days?
@az Has Rizz had a hard day in the code mines?
@shmouflon when you get put in the Punishment Cube for eating all of Snowy's snacks (tbf, he didn't label them) but it's worth it because you can just sleep off the food coma.
My eye twitch is visible in Teams meetings and I’ve had to explain across several meetings I’m not winking or squinting.
I’d happily forgotten about Powderfinger but the hottest 100 brought them back into my consciousness if only peripherally. Hottest 100 overrated snoozefests amirite?
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@az Thank you to Puds for trying to fix this in the future but Biff’s wishes are magic and should continue 🥰