Alphyne Territory

@shedpuns
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the #undertale blog where Undyne says fuck the police
Mean people not allowed on my blog
undynekin. doubles CHERISHED also SUPPLEXED. Chara army pls interact
PronounsThey/them or Ey/em
AgeMinor
AO3/tumblron request
SpearOut
people who draw frisk/chara as skinny anime girls are fucking cowards
undyne is so easy to prank because she's never Once considered that someone could be playing a joke on Her
undyne: [wearing eyepatch] where the FUCK is my eyepatch
alphys: [dying laughing] uhh idk!!
undyne, lying on the floor to look under the box bed: WHERE
I log onto Mastodon. I am physically incapable of being invalidated โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’—โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“
here for a good time not a long time
steal from the rich only to buy a nintendo switch
watching the world slowly slip into dystopia

who needs cool weapons when you are a cool weapon!!

still want a cool knife though

*pokemon voice* bye mom im going to go make this monkey burn a worm to death
what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said