Product Engineer
I build software people rely on.
Creator of @bandwidth
Co-organizer of @cocoaheads_hh
| Website | https://www.sgade.de |
| GitHub | https://github.com/sgade |
| App: Bandwidth Monitor | @bandwidth |
Product Engineer
I build software people rely on.
Creator of @bandwidth
Co-organizer of @cocoaheads_hh
| Website | https://www.sgade.de |
| GitHub | https://github.com/sgade |
| App: Bandwidth Monitor | @bandwidth |
Breaking news! Developer center in Berlin coming for Apple developers across Europe.
I attended a great workshop at Apple in Berlin once, and a more regular chance for learning and networking seems like a good idea.
https://www.apple.com/uk/newsroom/2026/06/europes-first-apple-developer-center-to-open-in-berlin/
I listen to this speech every now and then, and it always hits different.

Got this warning recently, and now I am even more looking forward to the Ubuntu Server 26.04 LTS upgrade.
First time I am reading such a statement, and at the very front as well.
> It is built end-to-end by Microsoft using clean and appropriately licensed data.
RE: https://mstdn.ca/@teledyn/116652708401285794
"every single warning that paper made about large language models has now happened at scale"
1. The hallucination problem before anyone had a word for it.
2. Bias amplification
3. Environmental cost
4. Documentation — the training datasets being assembled were too large for anyone to actually audit
RE: https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116676088107469940
All I want are buttons that don’t light up when you touch them, and then don’t work.
So tired of the false feedback.
Codex just used docker to get sudo-level access to files
After enough years in software, you learn that LGTM doesn't actually stand for "Looks Good To Me".
Only the pros know its real meaning:
"Looked. Got tired. Merged."