Scott Reyns

@scottreyns
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Actor (SAG-AFTRA, normally off-camera), vegan foodie, musician, marketing consultant, recovering serial startuper, Valley-hopper (Silicon, San Fernando), failed illustrator, mountain hermit. Stand-up coffin life. Professional useless person. Off-grid eventually.
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Gods save us from inspewencers who have much to say about, yet can’t even pronounce “Hormuz” correctly.

It sounds like slutty cows, which is easy to remember. This is not hard, people.

#DoomScrolling #ProTip: Whenever the opening line is a-la “I don’t know who all needs to hear this, but…” You almost certainly don’t. It’s like Nature’s warning.

Fight fire with fire, VA.

Because historically, one side has believed in the electorate too little, while the other has believed in it too much.

Euphoria is the new Seinfeld. #YeahISaidIt
My short-lived career as a preacher to my congregation: (finger guns) “Pew-pew!”

Steyer’s campaign is still running defensive ads against Swalwell’s. 😴

#AsleepAtTheWheel #GetWithTheProgram #BeFaster #SuckLess

If their team can’t even control its media spend tightly, can we trust a candidate with balancing the state budget? 🤔

My short-lived career as a preacher to my congregation: (finger guns) “Pew-pew!”
The media keeps calling my area “The High Country,” so. #Edibles #StressManagement
Use of SnapChat alone should disqualify anyone from serving in Congress.

So after declining to follow our lead upon our having attacked Iran, Japan, France, and other allies are now cutting deals with Iran, in trying to get back to normal business while Iran keeps us at bay. Brilliant.

But it’s OK, because who has the USA’s back? Jesus. Thanks for that, Pete.