I’m a grown-ass man. The rest of me is developmentally delayed, but my ass? Fully mature.
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Scott Reyns
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Actor (SAG-AFTRA, normally off-camera), vegan foodie, musician, marketing consultant, recovering serial startuper, Valley-hopper (Silicon, San Fernando), failed illustrator, mountain hermit. Stand-up coffin life. Professional useless person. Off-grid eventually.
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The report also showed inflation outpacing wages growth. #SlowSqueeze
Today’s #USA#jobsreport came in hot, but historically lukewarm. 20 years ago, “good” was more like twice as many jobs created, and our population was much smaller.
“Let’s build cites there… And data centers! And…” Musk with space, Thiel with the oceans. These two wannabe Bond villains need to just piss off to their respective frontiers already and stay there.
Me: "Look at me, sun-drying my laundry, saving electricity all self-righteously eco-friendly and sh*t... I am Nature Boy!" 🦸
Also me: Smells of smoke for the rest of the week after someone nearby coincidentally did a controlled burn. 🔥💨 🤪
For all our “rare Earths” talk, a lot of us seem to not get just how rare (Spoiler: There’s only one).
Happy motherhood is hot AF. #HappyMothersDay
If I were to have a show on @npr, it would be called Moaning Edition.
Doc: I’m prescribing you (N).
Me: Who makes that?
Doc: Reckitt.
Me: Wreck It?!?
Me: Who makes that?
Doc: Reckitt.
Me: Wreck It?!?
Debate night! Let’s see who puts the “goober” in “gubernatorial.” #CAelections