Hard times of late, but Doc just said I'm "very flexible, very strong."🙏 #IllTakeIt
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Scott Reyns
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Actor (SAG-AFTRA, normally off-camera), vegan foodie, musician, marketing consultant, recovering serial startuper, Valley-hopper (Silicon, San Fernando), failed illustrator, mountain hermit. Stand-up coffin life. Professional useless person. Off-grid eventually.
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+1 reason I’m #SorryNotSorry about cancelling #Netflix: When they acquired #Transformers #ForgedToFight from #Kabam, from the customer experience, they bungled that. No accounts migration whatsoever.
Me: Tell me the location of USPS in (City), (State).
Siri: First, you need to tell me where you are…
Me: NO! I’m divorced. Mind your fucking business.
Me: Tell me the ADDRESS of USPS in (City), (State).
Siri: Here’s what I found…
Me: THANK you. “Intelligence” my ass. Bite my peach, Apple.
You know your face is swollen when FaceID doesn’t recognize you anymore.
Dear #eBay Sellers:
When I ask an item’s dimensions, please don’t reply w/ a discount offer while failing to answer my question.
That’s the e-commerce version of a guy being asked his dick size, and instead of just sending the data, he replies w/ a pic, zoomed in however.
Imagine someone asks you out on a date, with every intention to pay for all of it.
You politely thank them, then decline.
They reply by claiming that you therefore owe them money, on par with what they would’ve spent on the date, had you said yes.
This is how #Trump is trying to use tarrifs. 🙄
That moment when, due to a head injury, the ice pack suddenly makes you recall filling them with water when you were 10 years old in imagining what boobs feel like… and then the Valium kicks in so you actually post that. #BoysWillBeBoys
Farewell, #ValKilmer. His work was unique: Powerful with a lace of innocence. #RIP
It’s been about 20 years, too long, since I visited #Wisconsin. Good times in a great place. WI still cool.
#Netflix #cancelled. I’d been enjoying their content less in recent months and need to spend less time, especially passive time, looking at screens anyway. https://www.newsweek.com/netflix-pulls-ai-content-creation-job-listing-after-backlash-1816430
