Elaine Scattermoon

@scattermoon
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Swordwielding journalist woman from Glasgow. Mum to a small tuxedo cat named Iffy. Ambassador to Neutral Moresnet. Eurovisionary. I'd tell you my backstory but you wouldn't believe it.

Big Twitter user creating a fallback space here, bit more sure about what I'm doing.

LocationGlasgow, Scotland
Twitter (while it lasts)@scattermoon
Crowdfunderhttps://www.gofundme.com/f/help-elaine-scattermoon-defeat-her-dysphoria
This will now be my After Dark account, by which I mean it will just my regular account, but in the darkness, because it just won't get light again in Glasgow until January.
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Testing testing can you see these images or are they just not loading on this server now
I'm definitely a ghost type gym leader btw. How about you?

It's like Night of the Living Dead for fascists over there.

I suppose if Twitter does fall over permanently during the world cup we can at least take solace in how funny it would be for these various garbage brain men to get their accounts back after ages and then almost immediately lose them again for good this time.

They missed me.

The Glasgow Subway is known for:
1) running around in one big circle, like the face of a clock, to a regular schedule;
2) and being a bright orange colour, though it's officially known as 'Strathclyde Red' to avoid sectarian overtones.

As such, this brightly colored mechanical circle is known to locals by the nickname...

...can you guess?...

..."the Subway", of course. What else would it be?

Always love being welcomed home by the terrifying clock with legs, this is an extremely normal city.
The particular vibes of Tebay M6 Services at 4am in mid-November, a special kind of motorway christmas purgatory.
Oh hey Mastodon is finally working again hihi. I'm currently 10 hours into a 12 hour night coach journey back to Scotland and reality is beginning to bleed out of the windows and onto the darkness of the M6.