Not Saucy

@saucy
57 Followers
120 Following
405 Posts
please follow me @[email protected]
Not SaucyAug 17, 2018
walungiAug 17, 2018
put news in a CW unless it's news that kissinger died
Not SaucyAug 10, 2018

husband: we are broke till pay day, dont go splurging

me: [filling the trunk with mustard] just the essentials

Not SaucyJun 30, 2018
Christopher AshmanJun 20, 2018

First day as a fireman:

Me: *on fire*

Not SaucyJun 10, 2018
i'm over at @saucy come play
Not SaucyMay 24, 2018
StâçėMay 24, 2018
Them: Solve for x
Me, powers up flamethrower
Not SaucyMay 24, 2018

"its a saggy old dustin hoffman that stars in this year's worst remake"

tootsie rolls
82 mins
⭐️⭐️

Not SaucyMay 24, 2018
[when i get triggered online]
SON OF A PIECE OF MILK!!
Not SaucyMay 24, 2018
another big ups day for us all here on mastodon,,,i hope you are all feeling really pure
Not SaucyMay 23, 2018
[first date] i could easily fit your hole head in my mouth
Not SaucyMay 23, 2018
regular turtle: *whispers* step off thats thiccy thug turtle,,,hes tuff as shell
thug turtle: oh shell yeah boi