@satire

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living life in a facepalm position
the opposite of a daycare is a nightharm, where adults take themselves after work to scale furniture at significant physical risk. in some regional dialects this is referred to as a "climbing gym"

@webbop The first step is to install your GUI, to do so please identify your make and model of monitor, specific graphics card, amount of video memory, the driver you desire to use, the open up the Terminal and enter these following commands after editing the following files with vi.

#humor #whyJonnyCantCLI #CLI

ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.

WIFE: You write some awful jokes.

ME: It’s not unusual.

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

@rbreich Think we have a shot at declaring the Constitution unconstitutional?
@rbreich This must be how Brennan Lee Mulligan feels all the time on Game Changer.
@rbreich “I’m starting to wonder if he’s taking White House too literally.”
@rbreich “You’re stepping on my oxygen cord.”
@rbreich “I’m going to vote me an RV.”