TrèsFlukeI just don't know if I can EVER reconcile the fact, that the USA voted in that fucking pig not once, but TWICE.
Pronouns she/her
I'm here to do the haha
Krstn™️, but social
@sarkasmo
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Cat person in Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
Pronouns she/her
I'm here to do the haha
Pronouns she/her
I'm here to do the haha
That thing where you're cleaning windows and now "Private Idaho" is stuck in your head
#b52s #ListenToTheFirst8MeasuresIfYouDontUnderstand
#b52s #ListenToTheFirst8MeasuresIfYouDontUnderstand
@arstechnica *liking the post, but squinting suspiciously the whole time*
WTF Just Happened Today?Day 1735 – Oct. 20, 2025
⚡ "Built different."
https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2025/10/20/day-1735/
⏭️ Notably Next: Your government has been shut down for 20 days; the 2026 midterms are in 379 days.
ranjit
JA WestenbergThe greatest productivity app of all time is a blank piece of paper and the deep existential dread of knowing you’re running out of time.
I wish I weren't so #superstitious, but I just plugged in a USB cord correctly on the first try and I can't help but think other things have to go terribly wrong in order to restore balance to the universe.
Dr. Lucky Tran 
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
Fesshole 🧻I always say my wedding day was the happiest day of my life, but it wasn't. It was the day I had been tailgated for miles and miles on a country road, then before turning left I let no fewer than THREE tractors join in front of me before exiting. Fuck you, white Kia Niro.