I love these anachronisms

a gunfight!

did Terry Pratchett get the name cut-me-own-throat Dibbler from Cat Ballou?
...I mean the timeline adds up and it's as good a hypothesis as any

is this the Princess Bride of westerns?
I mean
it's not not the Princess Bride of westerns

this is a movie of good faces, lemme tell ya

every frame a painting

hold up
an old tender of a run-down but somehow still running bar, named Cassidy
the references are stacking up tight this eve

say it with me
Lawenilothehl

"all right, the sun is going down, it's happening at this very instant, no time to lose, shoot the scene, shoot it"

did you know that dude ranch is both an album title and a euph