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ryan wolf

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hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 37, pittsburgh 🕳️🍔. member of CWA Local 9009, works at google, views are my own.

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@ryan -- ovid in the last book of the metamorphoses

@ryan I have good news for you, you're not the only one

@ryan bean reasons

getting way into pythagoras, but not for math reasons. for occult reasons.

in england, chip music is called crisp music

They should add a third factor.

Maybe I’m not following the right news, but we’re sending people around the moon today and only just heard about it passing?

a "smart" water dispenser at work ignored my first input because it was trying to show me some april fools joke. i feel older than the hills.

@ryan today i learned that the mechanical siren was so named because the inventor thought it was pretty neat that it worked underwater

singing and covorting around nude by the liquid ant traps, trying to lure tiny sailors to their doom