R.O.S.I.E 5448

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This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;
Websitehttps://0x4d4f5448.systems
Scratchhttps://scratch.mit.edu/users/Pheonix_on_fire
Sourcehuthttps://git.sr.ht/~error404nullnotfound
Gemini capsulegemini://0x4d4f5448.systems
pronounsshe/her
R.O.S.I.E 54489h ago
I'm calling it, Chuck Norris is coming back on the third day;
R.O.S.I.E 54481d ago
Proprietary software isn't real, it can't hurt you;
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 14
[object Object]Mar 13
I’m hoping this doesn’t come off as an “I told you so” post, but a number of the people you dismissed as systemd haters were trying to warn you about the longstanding technical and structural issues that make something on the level of slop code in systemd an instant and catastrophic issue with no easy solution
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 13
Oh btw another issue with meritocracy as a concept is the idea that excellence in one "productive" field should beget overall political power;
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 12
My English teacher watching as I submit an infodump about pipelining, out-of-order execution, and branch prediction instead of an essay about the themes of a random book;
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 11
mjdxpMar 11
intel making an x86 instruction to multiply a floating point number by the number of sevens in another number then divide it by the square root of a randomly generated number which is then copied to every other register which has "1337" in its address in a range specified by the number of bytes of RAM currently used by the system going up to the uptime of the system in unix format minus the number of days since george h.w. bush was president (it's needed to get 0.001% faster framerates in very specific video playback situations)
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 7
^Just learned that she can use her watch as a hair tie;
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 7
The folks who showed up to the gender performance looking on in confused horror as they attempt to determine what the hell I'm doing;
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 6
The term 'meritocracy' implies that everyone's abilities fall within easily-quantifiable bounds that can then be rated in order of importance;
R.O.S.I.E 5448Mar 6
Feeling very gender today;