Roldán Belenos

@roldan_belenos
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Hubby bought a metric ton of rice, expecting the price to go way up. He didn't know that the U.S. grows enough rice to meet its needs and is a net exporter of the crop.

Rice? In the US? Where does it grow? ... The eastern half of Arkansas, that FLAT and WET Mississippi River floodplain perfect for rice, grows half of this country's rice crop. California grows 20% and Louisiana 15%. Texas, Missouri, and Mississippi round out the remainder.

Today I received a fortune cookie without a fortune in it.

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

It's been stormy weather the past few days. There hasn't been anything severe yet, but last night we did get presented a lightning show. Despite being half-asleep, there was one bolt that came down right in line with the window and so despite having my eyes closed, I could clearly see its zag-zigged shape. ... and then the immediate boom because it struck only like 2 blocks away.
guiafinesin:mucus::rock salt:ice jam
I'm still sick and that's no April Fool's joke. 🤧 😷 🤒

💩 ! 💩 !! 💩 !!!
I'z gotz da 'rona!

Tell me again why I come out of my hole from time to time only for this kind of thing to happen when I do?

Apropos for today...

If you've never heard of Freezepop, you should check them out... seriously!

https://youtu.be/i7JHdbE7UF4?si=Ylb5ot1-_05qJTT7

Break All The Clocks

YouTube
Benjamin Franklin's worst idea ever.
Today's weather: Overnight was a Tornado Watch, then a Severe Thunderstorm Watch. Then we had a Severe Thunderstorm Warning about 5 AM. The wind and rain were so loud it woke me up. After it passed, more winds came. It has roared all day. Midday a dust storm hit, blowing dirt from west Texas, southern New Mexico, and northern Mexico. That cleared out but the wind is still blowing very, very hard. The maximum wind gust so far has been 61 mph.
We had our first thunderstorm of the season. It wasn't severe or anything and there was barely and lightning or thunder, but there was some quite heavy rain for a while.