Woger the Shrubber

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Your potential is much vaster than your circumstances.

February 27 is International Garden Like an Octopus Day.

#bitwig
#proteinFolding
#squirrels
#musodon

@electric_gumball @gregeganSF
Here’s how the merch developed
@lowqualityfacts
I’m glad DOGE didn’t cut funding for this. I’m sure they were concerned about future spiders on Mars.
@gleick
Put an old man who’s never driven a car on an interstate highway. let him make U-turns and drive the wrong way. When people swerve to miss him, call it 4-D chess.
@bruces
Respawn is the “long now” solution.
@kim_harding
When “memory hole” is your most profitable business model.
@polarity Trump was holding the UFO distraction card for later, but Obama forced him to play it now.
@mxfraud
I saw what you did there 👍
@bruces
Think of it as encrypted energy.
And prompts are the (decryption) keys.
@GrantMeStrength
If they cosplay too hard they might find themselves making actual workers wages.