@jet
“Drug trip”, it’s not a drug trip so you feel a bit insulted.
-TMBG, Nightgown of the Sullen Moon

@noelreports
Insane person dictates the news, because the US can’t say “no” to narcissists.

@electric_gumball @gregeganSF
Here’s how the merch developed

@lowqualityfacts
I’m glad DOGE didn’t cut funding for this. I’m sure they were concerned about future spiders on Mars.

@alberto_cottica @MicroSFF
Yep.

@gleick
Put an old man who’s never driven a car on an interstate highway. let him make U-turns and drive the wrong way. When people swerve to miss him, call it 4-D chess.

@bruces
Respawn is the “long now” solution.

@kim_harding
When “memory hole” is your most profitable business model.

@polarity Trump was holding the UFO distraction card for later, but Obama forced him to play it now.

@mxfraud
I saw what you did there 👍