FREE BRIANA BOSTON
FREE #BRIANABOSTON

Briana Boston went to jail for what she said on the phone to her health insurance provider.
Luckily, millions of Americans don't get the chance to go to jail because the insurance companies just leave them on hold.

Elon Musk and I have something in common. He was addicted to twitter and so was I. The thing that cured my addiction was #ElonMusk.

I propose an amendment to the constitution that youtube can not play an advertisement when you haven't even clicked on a video yet.

I heard that an important part of building muscle is getting enough sleep. In that case I'm a body builder now.

The best thing about fit bit is not caring if you have to settle for a bad parking spot.

#HashtagGames
#60smusictaughtme that the music doesn't actually matter if the cover is epic.

Mailman arrived, I barked hysterically, mailman decided not to break into the house and murder everyone.
I saved all our lives yet again. I'm such a good dog.
#dogsdeepthoughts

As a non-union extra, I'm willing to go to where they're picketing and wait in a room for 6 hours, and then come out and stand in the background for several hours more while lots of pictures are taken, and then wait a year to find out that none of the pictures I was in were used.
Solidarity ya'll!
#sagaftra #strike