My 2025 Work Wrapped:
- 1000+ lies from leadership I was expected to believe
- 0 lies I actually believed
- 100+ crashouts
- 6 languages I have been sworn at in
- 1 person peed on the floor of my office (not me)
- 1 engineer “shocked” by the amount of lead in the paint in my office
- 0 will to live
There are a lot of ways that I feel I have grown as an adult. Then I find this old snap from 2015 and realize that I haven't changed that much 😆
Me trying to summon the AI bubble to pop so I can upgrade my PC in the next year or so without needing 20k to do so.
My mom is one of those stereotypical moms where she ends every text with a: ...
Where my mom takes it to the next level is one time she left me a voicemail that was simply: "Hey Alex, the neighbor was murdered. No need to call me back, I just didn't want you to see it on the news first"
What is ADHD like? Somedays my executive function is so bad that I can't make one call but my brain will get locked in so much that I did all the research and math to figure out how many times you need to have sex with someone to say that you gave them a mile of dick.
The answer is 39.8 (on average)