Mastodawn

rob

@robparsons

385 Followers

733 Following

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If anybody wants to know a few things about me

#UK - born in the NHS at 312ppm.
#Hedgehogs
#LiberalDemocrat
#WalterPresents
#CognitiveTrailTheory
#CovidIsNotOver
#Nightwish
#Springsteen
#ActuallyImReallyQuiteBoring

Profile pic is me with my fluffy sheep Ruffles. Header is about a hundred sheep who decided to form a ring on the downs one day. I'm not that interested in sheep, really.

rob Apr 17

Ladybirds doing what ladybirds do together on my car windscreen at up to 50 mph. They only fell off when I stopped the car. They must have monster suckers on those little feet. #insects

rob Mar 26

It's my birthday!!!!!! And you will make me very happy if you buy my book. It's called Nanotales. I am selling it to raise funds for my local hospice, St Peter and St James.

Buy from here: https://ko-fi.com/s/19f8a3feeb (UK only, I'm afraid. If you're overseas and really want one, email me at [email protected] and I'll see if I can work something out.)

rob Mar 16

Brilliant choice by the Guardian's picture editor. The look that officer is giving Trump. "Oh yes, got a real wrong un here. Can tell just by looking at him." https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/16/uk-not-obliged-to-support-every-transactional-demand-trump-us-minister-says #UKPolitics #USPol

rob Mar 14

Dove chick born in the gutter just outside my bedroom window a few days ago. It has now flown the nest, and the parents have been back to redecorate, possibly in expectation of another couple of eggs.