Vteve

@robotkarateman
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Vteve with two Vs but not where you think!
He/Him
Gamer, nerd, erstwhile writer, fan of British light-ent. No such thing as bad curry. 
Former Wegovy user. Panic-attack sufferer. Hearing impaired. 
Involved in local #burlesque. Wife's a performer and I post racy burlesque and pinup photography of her on Pixelfed, but rarely here. Here it's mostly pictures of my dog.
If you think She-Hulk was "too woke" you probably won't like me.
My Gameshttp://games.steveospage.com/
Pixelfed (NSFW)https://pixelfed.social/robotkarateman
#Dungeon23 Nonsensehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18bL1rotUSGwFHgmLtxrUifwsSF6X_i_ELULds880Ktg/edit?usp=sharing
VteveMar 12
Jim Rosenthal, the broadcast commentator for Crufts, sounds like Alan Partridge. Alan would kill for such a job, but it makes watching Crufts even more enjoyable pretending he already got it. #crufts #radioNorwich
VteveMar 12
Forest Whitaker always looks like his kid just told him they were going to drop out of school to make salt dough Christmas ornaments for a living.
VteveMar 11
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
VteveMar 10
Two bits of Anchorage ephemera pre-date the "everything's on the internet" era that I wish I had recordings of to share with people. The first is C&D Liquors' Halloween ad whose VO was meant to sound like Zoe Saldana's Pirates of the Caribbean witch hbut sounded more like a rasta leprechaun. And the other - well, I discovered today that someone saved it. I present, for your listening pleasure, the Purple Turtle song. #ImNowDancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gsb13bTzdA
Purple Turtle Song

YouTube
VteveMar 10

I wrote a love song to my wife and had AI set it to music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PA8xqirB7U

Show Me

YouTube
VteveMar 6
Memo to myself:
Do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the puppet head.
VteveMar 3
Cow's are giving kerosene
Kid can't read and he's seventeen
The words he knows are all obscene
But it's alright
VteveMar 2
Kyle and Jay-Den are literally the only thing keeping me watching Star Fleet Academy.
VteveJan 25
Me and my gal.
You can stream tonight's show at Frostease.net! #burlesque #frostease
VteveJan 10
Bobby Briggs and Dana Scully are step-siblings and nobody can convince me otherwise. The Major lead a double life.