Whenever you see the words “ads”, “cryptocurrency”, “blockchain”, “web 3”, or “AI”, just replace them with “farts” and you’ll know whether you want them or not.

“Can the fediverse survive without farts?”

Yes, perfectly well.

“Will farts replace people?”

I hope not.

“The European Commission embraces farts.”

That’s unfortunate.

“This new startup wants to improve your life with farts.”

I’m good, thanks.

#SiliconValley #BigTech #farts #buzzword #bullshit #ads #adtech #blockchain #ai #web3

Eh? Argh! Giant dog attacks! Run!

#dogsofmastodon #dogs #funny

Welcome to all the new peeps coming from #Twitter

Check out my guide on how to get started:

#twittermigration #twitterdown

https://padraig.blog/getting-started-with-mastodon/

Go With the Flow

#mastoart #art #originalart #drawing #sketch #landscape #nature #mountains #river #flow

Facebook: You are at a loud party. Your mom is there. She keeps trying to sell you Scentsy.

Instagram: You are at a loud party. Everyone is more attractive than you. Someone tries to sell you Scentsy.

WeChat: You are at a loud party. Everyone speaks Chinese. Someone tries to sell you Scentsy.

TikTok: You are alone in the corner at a teenager's birthday party. Why are you there? Someone starts dancing and everyone else already knows the moves. Someone tries to sell you Scentsy.

Bluesky: You are at a swanky party. Everyone makes more money than you. Bernie Sanders tries to sell you Scentsy.