digital luciferase

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Survivor of the contractor wars. Practitioner of the dark art of communication. Still about the bass.
GenerationX
Dispositioncranky to people, kind to animals.
Can Be Bribed Withspanakopita, paprikash
Really Really Likesdogs and flying squirrels
Really Really Dislikesus vs. them
General LocationNE Ohio

if you were wondering whether glaucomys volans, the southern flying squirrel, likes caramel coated popcorn and peanuts?

turns out they do :)

#squirrelsOfMastodon #flyingsquirrel #crunchnmumch

Want me to ruin part of the 80s experience for you?

Behold!

my curious friends
no orbital phenomenon is safe from the chaos potato

The world: Chess is kinda boring

China: Hold my baijiu

Fuck everything about this. #microsoft #teams

I liked #Microsoft #Outlook better when it didn't include automatic prompts for small talk replies.

I don't mind being able to heart or thumbs up emails without responding to them, so there's prolly something inconsistent in my stance, but there's just something about the whole canned reply thing that makes me itch. It's smarmy.