Oregano, n.:
The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.

People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they
did yesterday.

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."

Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.

Someone is speaking well of you.

You will outgrow your usefulness.

Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.