Gonna be an interesting day to take out the dog for a couple of walks before I go to work in the afternoon.

Had I mentioned he’s not a fan of being in heavy rain?

A madman’s ransom demand of one… MILLION… dollars.

#ThingsToSneakOntoYourNeighborsPorch
#HashTagGames

“Cargo pants look dumb,” they said.
“You look like some douchey dudebro,” they said.
“Pfft! Who still wears THOSE?” they said.

Yeah, well, who’s been wearing cargo shorts for decades, and just walked out of Costco comfortably carrying two drinks because he had two hotdogs in his cargo shorts pocket LIKE A BOSS?

THIS guy.

#cargoshortsFTW
#cargoshortslife

In honour of National Mutt Day, I offer this pic of this adorable nerd we adopted just over three months ago.

We’ve heard dozens of takes on what breeds people see in him.

Any guesses?

#DogsOfMastodon
#MuttDay

A gift from the kiddo today.

I play drums and noodle on our acoustic and electric guitars, so this was done in bleach on the shirt.