Mastodawn

sometimes I hear people talk about all the prep involved in getting bottom surgery and I just go "dang, that seems like a lot of work. glad I'm a top"

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO 6d ago

sometimes I hear people talk about all the prep involved in getting bottom surgery and I just go "dang, that seems like a lot of work. glad I'm a top"

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Apr 11

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Glyph Apr 11

seriously just imagine the plot of one of the movies that doomers seem to think are documentaries, like Terminator 2. imagine the scene where the T-1000 is getting pelted with bullets. instead of seamlessly autonomously healing, imagine it has to lie down and wait for a human to place an order for $1,000,000 of NVIDIA GPUs to be delivered in a shipping container and then a construction crew to set up a methane generator to run for two weeks straight before it got up again. is that still scary?

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Apr 10

it's so crazy that modern macbook pros have really bad visible bloom on the software update screen

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Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Apr 8

TIL that lactose is dramatically less sweet than glucose, so milk with lactase enzyme added can be sweeter for the same actual sugar content (or have a lot of sugar removed while retaining the same sweetness)

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Apr 8

just once, I wanna see a product advertise itself as containing "no high-fructose corn syrup", check the ingredients list, and see regular corn syrup

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Apr 4

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 Apr 4

every weather app is made by California fuckers who don't know real weather because i've yet to find one that tells me the difference between 0.5" of rain and 4" of rain are forecast

these are 2 radically different kinds of rain, one I can have a hat and an umbrella, the other i need to bring boots and reschedule plans

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Mar 27

the American Dental Association should fund escalators on mount everest

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Mar 27

depression cured by the power of gay women

Ridley @ WATCH LYCORECO Mar 25

Oomfie Snoofies Mar 24

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