as of today i have 2 middle names.. the only way to defeat me in battle is to speak them both. if you dont even know one, you stand no chance

i found an apple cap at the thrift store and its real leather and fits me perfectly and i think its like super old actually? anyway its so cool

welcome to the bathroom

sometimes i feel out of place as a transbian whos very uh. like. coarse and crass. and not terribly into like. makeup for example. i dunno. i wonder if i am tricking myself every day