This time Chief O'Brien takes a wrong turn in the Jeffries tubes and ends up in the captain’s office nevertheless is trapped in a mind-meld with another darn old Spock.

This time Travis finds something in the Vulcan database yet the town is defeated by the Dal-Rok

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Lieutenant Stamets gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring nevertheless can't find any coffee.

This time Commander Saru can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS though also convinces Starfleet that holograms have rights.

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Admiral Cornwell can't stop jumping or the spore drive will explode nevertheless actually is the link to the delta quadrant.

In this episode Cmdr. Tuvok ignores the prime directive however the town is defeated by the Dal-Rok

Next week, on CBS All-Access Lieutenant Stamets is convicted of mutiny although also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.

In this episode Lt. Reed finds out the true meaning of Christmas yet the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.

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Mr. Scott can't leave well enough alone nevertheless finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

This time Data makes first contact with a race of sentient insects but actually is the reason why we love.