Tom Carden

@randometc
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Inbetweener, volunteering with Denver Streets Partnership, Denver Tool Library, Pedestrian Dignity, and Cammie for Congress.
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toy trumpet sandstorm still cracks me up

imagine walking by the practice sessions

https://youtu.be/esMnme69t2M

Toy Trumpet Virtuoso (Official Version)

YouTube
@numist oh shit, glad you’re mostly in one piece. Rest well!
These ads are trash and should be illegal.
@migurski roses are red, posies are pink…
@Noupside just got my copy. I will say it was very kind of you to advise Bloom back at OATV while you were busy with your “other job” 😂
Stories like this should be “whoops that was awkward” and not “next time tell us first, we could have killed you” https://denverite.com/2024/06/21/denver-stolen-cars-recovered-police/
If you report a stolen car and realize it wasn't actually stolen, let Denver Police know

Otherwise, you could be accused of being an auto thief.

Denverite
Amusement for the day, imagining the Brits surveyed by these German researchers might not have been 100% honest about the terms they use for being drunk: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/drunk-words-synonyms-alcohol-drunkonyms-michael-mcintyre-b1140836.html
From 'hammered' to 'bladdered', study finds Brits have 546 words for getting drunk

Have you ever found yourself cabbaged or owly-eyed?

Evening Standard
Pet peeve: SaaS products that charge per seat, even though the value we get doesn’t scale that way and neither do their costs. It’s a proxy for ability to pay, but bears no relation to my willingness to pay. Grrr! Charge me for the scale and complexity of my usage please, happy to pay for SLAs, features, support, etc. Pay per seat is not it.
@ben I wonder how many people with an AI hammer woke up with this nail staring them in the face. Microsoft and GitHub have all the pieces…
@adamgreenfield I think yours was the first one I saw live, I think you brought that box to Zeitgeist later that day?