Abe T. Alien

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Xenomorph with a mohawk in the UK who likes Godzilla, dinosaurs, and sharks. Occasionally NSFW. Still (re)moans about Brexit. Asexual he/him. Sometimes a werewolf.
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Abe T. Alien2h ago
thick but spreadable 5h ago
i love that trans people have claimed sharks as our own. two maligned groups that are actually really cool when you put aside the hysteria and actually learn about them. there's few animals I'd rather be associated. maybe scorpions but that's more because I'm a scorpio. and like sharks, they're also super ancient, not as dangerous as people think, and come from the ocean
Abe T. Alien2d ago
Jordi (Tubal Hippy)2d ago
You didn't teleport to a Waffle House, dude. You got shitfaced, blacked out, and woke up in a booth with strangers and a chicken-fried steak, just like all of us have done at one point in our lives.
Abe T. Alien2d ago
Brian Sletten2d ago

Quality. Pure quality. No notes.

#blueoystercult #boc #godzilla

Abe T. Alien2d ago
Col. Boozy Badger2d ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

You mean I could have chosen a coffee chugging coke shark with an oxy prescription for my fursona?!?

Abe T. Alien2d ago
Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts2d ago

41% ... ?!

It's things like this that make me think society has lost touch with what's important.

Abe T. Alien2d ago
Tom 2d ago

I’m OK being left behind, thanks! – Terence Eden’s Blog

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03/im-ok-being-left-behind-thanks/

I'm OK being left behind, thanks!

Many years ago, someone tried to get me into cryptocurrencies. "They're the future of money!" they said. I replied saying that I'd rather wait until they were more useful, less volatile, easier to use, and utterly reliable. "You don't want to get left behind, do you?" They countered. That struck me as a bizarre sentiment. What is there to be left behind from? If BitCoin (or whatever) is going…

Terence Eden’s Blog
Abe T. Alien2d ago
geekysteven2d ago
All movies can be werewolf movies if they take place during other phases of the moon and their lycanthropy just doesn't come up in the plot
Abe T. Alien2d ago
Ninji2d ago
just saw an ad for a soft drink that said “same incredible taste, fruity new look” and that’s basically how i felt after i finally got my hair dyed blue
Abe T. Alien3d ago
Transgender World3d ago

A third of Labour MPs are following JK Rowling on X

https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/18/labour-jk-rowling-following-on-twitter/

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

A third of Labour MPs are following JK Rowling on X

Over a third of all Labour MPs are following JK Rowling on X, including several prominent cabinet officials.

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Abe T. Alien3d ago
Nanoraptor3d ago

The modern chronic illness cycle.

Me: I have X and it took three and a bit decades to diagnose and I’m on A and B and C to treat it.

Them: That’s unlikely. A is used to treat OtherCondition.

Me: I don’t have OtherCondition.

Then: Well if you’re on A then you must have it. I asked ChatGPT