Psylent

@psylent
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🚀 Software Developer | 🔧 Systems Engineer | 🛡️ Ex-Pentester
🔍 Security-minded, automation-driven, and always optimizing.
@katachora @GossiTheDog does everyone here realise that the employee chugging white claw and bragging about being “an alpha” isn’t the same person in doge?

@mike true to MS form.

I remember when Bill Gates was known as the ruthless bastard he is.

Another one : Adobe Acrobat, the free version, wants you to pay if you try to use the "rotate" function via GUI, but if you just use the shift+/- shortcut, it works. So they basically have a tax on being less software literate.

@randahl So anything that isn't #1 is "suddenly not popular" ?

lol

Check out what's coming with Ubuntu 25.04!

https://news.itsfoss.com/ubuntu-25-04-features/

#linux #ubuntu

Ubuntu 25.04 Features and Release Date: Here's What You Need to Know

Here are the best Ubuntu 25.04 features.

It's FOSS News
@itsfoss grep ".*" /dev/null

Misconfigured S3 buckets are the new SQL injection. :D

#cybersecurity

"We detected the attack during the tabletop exercise!"

Yeah, but would you catch it at 3 AM on a Friday?

If your team has more stand-ups than commits, you're not developing software, you're doing theater.

Agile was meant to enable development, not replace it with endless rituals.

Also, if your stand-ups last longer than 10 minutes, they're just a micro all-hands meeting in disguise.

#devops

@gamingonlinux Everythning except making a platform that people wanted to use :)
@nixCraft Almost.. I guess ASM is no good then 🤷 🤷
section .data
message db "Hello, World!", 0xA
msg_len equ $ - message
section .text
global _start
_start:
mov rax, 1
mov rdi, 1
mov rsi, message
mov rdx, msg_len
syscall
mov rax, 60
xor rdi, rdi
syscall