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@Eramdam free speech :joy: is what :joy: lets us :joy: block your :joy: gross ass :joy:
I should probably note at this point that I am not a Cosmo employee so take all of my advice with a grain of salt. I don't know the secrets.

[on 48th st]

"Really? These people aren't homeless?"
"They're waiting in line for Saturday Night Live"
"You're sure they're not homeless people camping here?"
"It's the SNL line"
"They're here all night?"
"A lot of them are here for days"
"To watch a TV show?"
"To watch a TV show."

Total number of my friends I've been able to convince to join Mastodon: Zero
inb4 function does something different from my guess
I really appreciate dwarf fortress, but I wish I appreciated it enough to like, actually play it