The Pooch of the Philippines

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Whattup, mga kampon!

I’m Hachikō Inugami, also known for more than 10 years as The Pooch. Join me as I give insights to various topics that pops out of my head. I hope you will enjoy all the thoughts that come from my twisted imagination!

Fifty Pesos for Taho? The Real Economics of the City of Pines

Baguio City’s high prices aren't a widespread scam against foreigners or tourists. Sky-high real estate, steep mountain logistics, and massive tourism demand drive up everyday costs. While accommodation scams exist, that 50-peso strawberry taho is simply the reality of tourist-driven inflation in a wealthy mountain city.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/25/fifty-pesos-for-taho-the-real-economics-of-the-city-of-pines/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Fifty Pesos for Taho? The Real Economics of the City of Pines

Baguio City’s high prices aren’t a widespread scam against foreigners or tourists. Sky-high real estate, steep mountain logistics, and massive tourism demand drive up everyday costs. While ac…

The Pooch of the Philippines

What If Bishop Teodoro Bacani Had Become an Archbishop — or Even a Cardinal?

Bishop Teodoro Bacani Jr. possessed many qualifications for promotion before the 2003 scandal, including prominence, influence, and proximity to Cardinal Sin. While the scandal likely ended any path to archbishop or cardinal, elevation was never guaranteed due to Vatican discernment, political considerations, and timing within the Church hierarchy.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/24/what-if-bishop-teodoro-bacani-had-become-an-archbishop-or-even-a-cardinal/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

What If Bishop Teodoro Bacani Had Become an Archbishop — or Even a Cardinal?

Bishop Teodoro Bacani Jr. possessed many qualifications for promotion before the 2003 scandal, including prominence, influence, and proximity to Cardinal Sin. While the scandal likely ended any pat…

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Beyond the Five: Reinventing Basketball Roles for a More Inclusive and Strategic Game

I propose keeping the traditional five positions but adding specialized role variants (Off-Guard, Goalkeeper, Running Guard, Stationary Guard, etc.) to broaden strategic choices, revive interior craft, and create inclusive roster paths. Pilots, clear rules, and broadcast education are essential to balance innovation with fairness.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/24/beyond-the-five-reinventing-basketball-roles-for-a-more-inclusive-and-strategic-game/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Beyond the Five: Reinventing Basketball Roles for a More Inclusive and Strategic Game

I propose keeping the traditional five positions but adding specialized role variants (Off-Guard, Goalkeeper, Running Guard, Stationary Guard, etc.) to broaden strategic choices, revive interior cr…

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Still Number One: Reasons Why Filipinos Are Most Emotional

I explore why the Philippines often tops surveys as the “most emotional” nation: a mix of media habits, strong family ties, colonial history, public life, religion, economic stress, and social norms that encourage expressive feeling. Being emotional is both resilience and vulnerability — and worth understanding, not judging.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/23/still-number-one-reasons-why-filipinos-are-most-emotional/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Still Number One: Reasons Why Filipinos Are Most Emotional

I explore why the Philippines often tops surveys as the “most emotional” nation: a mix of media habits, strong family ties, colonial history, public life, religion, economic stress, and social norm…

The Pooch of the Philippines

The Beast Incarnate Falls: Predicting the Perfect Three-Act Retirement for Brock Lesnar

I predict Brock Lesnar’s perfect retirement arc: a gritty WrestleMania 42 win over Oba Femi, a star-making Backlash loss to Oba, and a definitive, career-ending defeat by Gunther at SummerSlam. This three-act booking protects Lesnar’s legacy, elevates Femi, and solidifies Gunther’s dominance as the ultimate "Career Killer."

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/23/the-beast-incarnate-falls-predicting-the-perfect-three-act-retirement-for-brock-lesnar/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

The Beast Incarnate Falls: Predicting the Perfect Three-Act Retirement for Brock Lesnar

I predict Brock Lesnar’s perfect retirement arc: a gritty WrestleMania 42 win over Oba Femi, a star-making Backlash loss to Oba, and a definitive, career-ending defeat by Gunther at SummerSlam. Thi…

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What if Banned NBA Players End Up in the PBA? A Theatrical Thought Experiment with Real Consequences

What if every NBA player, coach or staffer banned over the recent betting scandal were suddenly available as imports for the Philippine Basketball Association? Sporting, legal, ethical and commercial problems would follow: FIBA clearance, league integrity, sponsor backlash, and complex vetting — balanced against a short-term entertainment bump and competitive intrigue.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/22/what-if-banned-nba-players-end-up-in-the-pba-a-theatrical-thought-experiment-with-real-consequences/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

What if Banned NBA Players End Up in the PBA? A Theatrical Thought Experiment with Real Consequences

What if every NBA player, coach or staffer banned over the recent betting scandal were suddenly available as imports for the Philippine Basketball Association? Sporting, legal, ethical and commerci…

The Pooch of the Philippines

My Imagination is the Limit: Reimagining the ABS-CBN TV++ as the Ultimate Media Hub

A concept for the ABS-CBN TV++, a refurbished evolution of the classic digital TV box. Featuring a powerful Rockchip RK3588 CPU, 512GB storage, and universal ISDB-T/DVB-T2/ATSC tuner. It functions as a high-end Android gaming console, IPTV streamer, and uniquely, a standalone AM/FM radio that works without a TV screen.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/22/my-imagination-is-the-limit-reimagining-the-abs-cbn-tv-as-the-ultimate-media-hub/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

My Imagination is the Limit: Reimagining the ABS-CBN TV++ as the Ultimate Media Hub

A concept for the ABS-CBN TV++, a refurbished evolution of the classic digital TV box. Featuring a powerful Rockchip RK3588 CPU, 512GB storage, and universal ISDB-T/DVB-T2/ATSC tuner. It functions …

The Pooch of the Philippines

The Ultimate Sponsorship Inception: When UFC Meets UFC

Imagine the ultimate sports marketing inception: the Ultimate Fighting Championship sponsored by the Philippines' Universal Food Corporation (UFC) banana ketchup. This hypothetical NutriAsia deal would paint the Octagon with the iconic sweet-spicy condiment brand, leaving Joe Rogan bewildered and Bruce Buffer announcing, "The UFC, presented by UFC!"

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/21/the-ultimate-sponsorship-inception-when-ufc-meets-ufc/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

The Ultimate Sponsorship Inception: When UFC Meets UFC

Imagine the ultimate sports marketing inception: the Ultimate Fighting Championship sponsored by the Philippines’ Universal Food Corporation (UFC) banana ketchup. This hypothetical NutriAsia …

The Pooch of the Philippines

Lost in Translation: When Perfectly Normal Names Become Filipino Punchlines

When A2Z's Barbie Muhlach cracked up on live television reporting NBA player Bol Bol's move to the PBA, it highlighted a hilarious linguistic quirk. Here is a deep dive into perfectly normal foreign names like Ari, Kiki, and Bol Bol that translate terribly—and hilariously—in the Philippines.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/20/lost-in-translation-when-perfectly-normal-names-become-filipino-punchlines/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Lost in Translation: When Perfectly Normal Names Become Filipino Punchlines

When A2Z’s Barbie Muhlach cracked up on live television reporting NBA player Bol Bol’s move to the PBA, it highlighted a hilarious linguistic quirk. Here is a deep dive into perfectly n…

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The Great Reset: A Structural Blueprint to Save Our Children from Social Media

Building on Australia’s social media ban and my previous posts, I propose a radical hardware solution for the Philippines: restrict smartphones to adults, make them data-only, bring back affordable PLDT landlines and phone booths, and revive enhanced, kid-friendly pagers to reclaim childhood from digital addiction.

https://poochinthehouse.wordpress.com/2026/03/20/the-great-reset-a-structural-blueprint-to-save-our-children-from-social-media/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

The Great Reset: A Structural Blueprint to Save Our Children from Social Media

Building on Australia’s social media ban and my previous posts, I propose a radical hardware solution for the Philippines: restrict smartphones to adults, make them data-only, bring back affordable…

The Pooch of the Philippines