Good morning, Queen of Messy Bitches has arrived, with PMS, for extra bitchiness.
| wing: | left |
| pronouns: | she/her |
| ass: | fat |
Brat
@pixelatedbrat
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Messy bitch with a heart of gold or some shit
Saint Soyboyrealistically, what's stopping me from racking up millions in student debt, just nonstop college, degrees in every field, never paying a dime, and then not having any family to leave the debt to when i die? it's the perfect crime
td 🏴☭
nutsling: fellatious dwhat up its ya boy nutsling
it's laura~sesame street episode on teaching the alphabet:
that's the "T", sis
it sucks having a shiddy phone I cant fit more apps on sorry mastofamily. Mastodonily. What the fuck.
Someone angrilyI am so much more than just a nice ass but it's so much effort to prove that mehhh
OMG cheese is fucking disgusting why did i not ever notice this