Phonelife

@phonelife
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25 Following
59 Posts
Just your average gay nerd. Sarcasm abound. 🏳️‍🌈 🦦 🏊‍♂️ 🤽‍♂️ 🥾 🪴 🧗‍♂️🏋️‍♂️ 🤘🎸👨‍💻
PhonelifeMay 2, 2025
You get to be an animorph but only the bugs
PhonelifeMar 27, 2025
PhonelifeMar 3, 2025
Sending my kids to school with the body of christ lunchable
PhonelifeFeb 28, 2025
I’ll be able to die happy once the final chapter of Shrek drops in 2026
PhonelifeFeb 11, 2025
Yeah I like playing mind games, I like
PhonelifeFeb 11, 2025

People going crazy over the flare jeans Kendrick wore.

Im going crazy realizing I’m old enough that fashion from my childhood is back in cycle.

PhonelifeFeb 5, 2025
I got that dog in me.
The dog:
PhonelifeJan 31, 2025
He’s laying on my leg, guess I can never move now
PhonelifeJan 30, 2025
Google home heard a coworker say something and decided to play this on full blast. It made my work day better, good job AI overlords. You win.
PhonelifeJan 30, 2025
Did Tinder just call me the f word? 🌈