Phonelife

@phonelife
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Just your average gay nerd. Sarcasm abound. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🦦 πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ€½β€β™‚οΈ πŸ₯Ύ πŸͺ΄ πŸ§—β€β™‚οΈπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ€˜πŸŽΈπŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»
You get to be an animorph but only the bugs
Sending my kids to school with the body of christ lunchable
I’ll be able to die happy once the final chapter of Shrek drops in 2026
Yeah I like playing mind games, I like

People going crazy over the flare jeans Kendrick wore.

Im going crazy realizing I’m old enough that fashion from my childhood is back in cycle.

I got that dog in me.
The dog:
He’s laying on my leg, guess I can never move now
Google home heard a coworker say something and decided to play this on full blast. It made my work day better, good job AI overlords. You win.
Did Tinder just call me the f word? 🌈