i literally cannot start or end a conversation without mentioning the rain in LA

do you bring your phone in the bathroom with you or do you have healthy work/life boundaries

merry christmas/happy holidays to everyone except greg abbott

can someone with morals buy twitter back so we can go back pls

is there anything more uncomfortable than being a preteen at a holiday party and asking the bartender if they have like juice or something

don’t spend money on therapy just watch jenna ortega’s goth dance in wednesday whenever you feel sad

for the love of everything holy when will the lensa free trials end?

my mental health: we’re doing great today, babe! 4:30pm sunset: hold my beer

one of your top five artists on spotify wrapped is the one you put on during sex

“there is such a thing as breakfast wine,” he told himself as he licked the last drop from the bottleneck.