Paul Cochrane 🇪🇺

@peateasea
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geek, hacker, jack of all trades, yak shaver, tech debt hunter, multi-purpose software dev
Bloghttps://peateasea.de
GitHubhttps://github.com/paultcochrane
Du willst für mehrere Leute kochen und suchst ein Tool zum Planen der Mahlzeiten und Einkäufe? Coocook könnte genau das Richtige für dich sein! Du findest uns auf den Chemnitzer Linux-Tagen, direkt links von der großen Treppe. #clt2026

In today's episode of "Can It Run Doom": DNS fucking TXT records.

Some absolute madlad (cough Adam Rice cough) compressed the entire shareware DOOM WAD, split it into around 1,964 chunks, shoved them into Cloudflare TXT records, and wrote a PowerShell script that reassembles and runs the whole goddamn game from DNS queries alone. Nothing touches disk. The DLLs are in DNS. THE FUCKING DLLS ARE IN DNS.

RFC 1035 was written in 1987. Those engineers are spinning in their graves fast enough to generate municipal power.

Bonus: this is a fully functional globally-distributed covert data exfil channel that your NGFW will never fucking see if you're not doing deep DNS inspection. Sleep well.

blog: https://blog.rice.is/post/doom-over-dns/

repo: https://github.com/resumex/doom-over-dns

Also lmao @ every blue team that has never once looked at their DNS query volume. How's that DLP policy working out for you.

It was always DNS.

#infosec #dns #doom #itisalwaysdns

A new blog post on the nature of #CPAN-based experiments at adding new syntax and features to the #Perl language.

Or at least, the first half before I get around to writing the thing I was actually going to say, in likely a follow-up post next week.

https://leonerds-code.blogspot.com/2026/03/cpan-based-experiments-reminder.html

CPAN-based Experiments: A Reminder

I've been adding new features to core perl for a number of years. For the most part, all of the big things I've been adding have been near-c...

Last week, the 28th edition of the German Perl/Raku Workshop took place in Berlin. It was great to see some familiar faces (as well as some new ones!) to discuss computing, our favourite Swiss army chainsaw, and much more.

This report contains rough notes of the talks that I attended.

https://peateasea.de/german-perl-raku-workshop-2026-a-report/

#perl #rakulang

German Perl/Raku Workshop 2026 (Berlin): a report

Last week, the 28th edition of the German Perl/Raku Workshop took place in Berlin. It was great to see some familiar faces (as well as some new ones!) to discuss computing, our favourite Swiss army chainsaw, and much more.

P.T.C.
Neugierig auf #Linux? Die LUG #Hannover trifft sich Mittwoch, 01.04.2026, 19h, im Seminarraum des LUIS (RRZN), Schlosswender Str. 5. (Eingang im Hinterhof). Ab 21h: Essen, Trinken, Fachsimpeln im Kaisers (Nordstadt). https://lug-hannover.de
Linux User Group Hannover

Aktuelle Termine, Themen und Veranstaltungen der Linux User Group Hannover.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@SteveRudolfi/116279083767770070

If one definition of evil is its wanton destruction of everything that is good and whole in the world, then Google is an active agent of evil.

It is setting out to destroy the world wide web and steal the livelihood of everyone who builds and depends on the web.

I honestly don't know how to mobilise normies to care about and stop this evil. It probably seems too niche and incremental until it's too late.

Oh yeah, and in the UK an ex-Google exec is now running the BBC. . .

Mein Kurz-Vortrag über Git auf dem German Perl Workshop #GPW2026. Danke an @[email protected] fürs Foto!

Measurement unit differences between the U.S.A. and most of the world.

(creator: unknown)

The slides for my talk "Getting FIT with Perl" at last week's German Perl/Raku Workshop in Berlin are now available online:

https://peateasea.de/talks/

#gpw2026 #perl #rakulang

Talks

Software, maths, physics, and notes to my future self

P.T.C.
My report of the 28th German #Perl Workshop in Berlin https://domm.plix.at/perl/2026_03_german_perl_workshop.html
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