I'm sorry, this answer is totally correct (maybe not the answer the teacher was looking for, but still a correct answer!)

Is Windows Defender really that bad? Also, how would you maintain privacy in this situation? (Both questions are slightly rhetorical)

Plus, no license key, no required account creation, no wacky minimum requirements...

Often, when I look under the hood of a device, I find some form of open-source software...

Dear Dave Kennedy, we have a mission for you...

A file is a file...

Forcing updates, yet another reason I prefer Linux..

If that string represents a date, this could be a really old version of Android, which is all too common...

The most adorable nerd cartoon, love this so much!

This reminds me of the time I spilled an entire beer into my laptop live on the podcast. It was a Mac, and worked okay after that, except for the right shift key...