[S] When someone asks you to contribute to a stream of bullshit for a worthy cause, you say "YES!"...
[S] Bought a new flavor of tea, and the box I ordered was, in fact, a case of 8. Sure hope I like it!
(On the plus side, it's nice to know that inflation isn't quite as high as the cost seemed to indicate!)
[S] I'd always regretted that my first Twitter post wasn't particularly notable.
Um...
OCELOT.
There. Much better.