@particleflux

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I code stuff.

Software / DevOps Engineer at day (#bash #golang #PHP #terraform #AWS)
Hacker at night (#██████)

Automate all the things!
Hack all the things!

Reject the LLM Hype!

Usually tooting in english, rarely in german

btw I use #gentoo

webhttps://particleflux.codes
githubhttps://github.com/particleflux
trycurl http.machine.codes/418
orcurl machine.codes/ansi/mini

reposting for the day crowd: I ran into a memcmp implementation that only compared 25% of the bytes, and the issue wasn't caught in the build because the vendor toolchain failed to emit a warning.

https://blog.poly.nomial.co.uk/2026-03-31-watch-out-for-missed-warnings-on-vendor-cpp-toolchains.html

Watch out for missed warnings on vendor C++ toolchains - Graham Sutherland's Blog

Does your clock really need a full Box2D physics model. No. But is does make it a lot more fun.

This is my BadClock™.

It runs late when you don’t wind it. Hands fall off when you’re too rough and it forgets how DST works. So it may adjust your clock in the wrong direction. Or not. Who knows.

I had to get this idea out of my head. #TheyLive #LLM

"Setting aside the moral arguments—"

You mean the power and water.

"Setting aside the power and water, and—"

Don't forget the industrial-scale plagiarism. The brazen theft.

"Setting aside the copyright fuckery, the power and water, and—"

Don't forget the maniacal, suicidal inflation of the bubble. Arguably the greatest single mis-allocation of resources in history, aside from war.

"Setting aside the financial madness, the copyright fuckery, the power and water, and—"

Don't forget the willful destruction of creative livelihoods, the willful destruction of education itself.

"Setting aside the destruction of art, writing, and schools, the financial madness, the copyright fuckery, the power and water, and—"

Don't forget the purposeful degradation of human cognitive capacity. The planned and designed addictive dependency.

"Setting aside the cognitive degradation, the destruction of schools, the financial madness, the copyright fuckery, the power and water, and—"

Don't forget the ghoulish ethical camouflage used to obscure, indeed to erase, the responsibility for decisions in budget austerity, insurance claims, regulatory oversight, medical decisions, court filings, and even real-time combat.

"Setting aside the monstrous mechanisms of official irresponsibility, the cognitive degradation, the schools, the financial madness, the copyright fuckery, the power and water—"

Are you going to say it doesn't work?

"IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK"

#ai

Interesting to see Copilot injecting ads into PR descriptions. Although there are a handful of older instances of this, if GitHub search is working properly, it looks like this started happening at scale around 10 days ago with more than 1k injections of this particular ad per day since then (if you search for other ad strings, you can find the rate of other ads)

https://github.com/search?q=%22%E2%9A%A1+Quickly+spin+up+copilot+coding+tasks+from+anywhere+on+your+macOS+or+Windows+machine+with+Raycast%22&type=pullrequests&s=created&o=asc&p=1

What will they think of next?

@alex I'm not sure why I hadn't thought of doing this until now....
It is 2026, and one of the most common ways to fix problems in Windows continues to be “restart the machine”.
@thedoh It's only made worse by the fact that the embedded editor is basically Word '95 in terms of functionality and bugginess.

My work moved to Jira cloud recently and I've just discovered that Atlassian has removed the ability to see or write in plain text.

I cannot put into words just how jarring this is to my workflow. I don't want to see "rich text," I want to see exactly what I write represented as I've written it. I don't need or want Atlassian to hold my hand; if I want a link, I will make a link. How insulting.