E3 prediction #57: nothing will make you happy.

I guess I'll just spend today listening to covers of "I'm on Fire" until I myself melt away.

I played a bunch of State of Decay 2 over the weekend, and I can't stop thinking about Chloe and her growing frustration towards the lack of food in my community. Putting her on daily latrine duty prob doesn't help either.

By the age of 35, you should've gone back and collected enough Stars of Destiny to resurrect Gremio.

PUSH TO MUSH

Speech checks are the best (44% chance to say).

I guess I'll just get into designing board games or something...

PEACE SIGN MIDDLE FINGER

A battle royale game where instead of a circle closing in on players it's actually a Vesica Piscis.

A knob of butter is both a recipe measurement and backwards compliment.