Oliver Ames

@oliverames
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I do this for a living so I should be good at it, right? RIGHT?! @oliverames on Twitter. I manage social for www.VSECU.com
Websitewww.oliverames.me
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@BenRiceM we are chomping at the bit for it! TestFlight?
lol the MacBook Neo has been on the market for approximately six minutes and Microsoft is already like “we’re SO SORRY about Windows 11! We’re trying to delete it! We will murder Copilot with our bare hands!”
Chuck Norris was a right wing bigot who campaigned against same-sex marriage, supported the Obama birther conspiracy, and was just generally an all-around shithead. Fuck him.

🚨Warning Black people!🚨

Another famous white person with trash views has died! Do not use their own words against them, or *moderators may be forced to ban you!🤡

Do not mention that "1000 years of darkness" is a white nationalist and great replacement dog whistle!

Don't mention birtherism!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90

(*This is not an issue if you're on a well moderated instance on Mastodon, or if you get BlackSky moderation with BlueSky, because they know what they're doing. But random Mastodon or BlueSky moderation could get you banned for not mourning the death of racist white people hard enough🤡).

Chuck Norris' dire warning for America - 2012

YouTube

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gruber/116261867124540631

Liquid Glass is a catastrophe.

@mipstian fixed for me in the latest beta!!!!
Apple announced the AirPods Max 2 this morning — seemingly out of nowhere! It’s great to see long-overdue features from the AirPods Pro finally make their way to these $549 headphones.

The timing is odd to me. Announcement comes over a week before customers can even preorder them? I’d guess Apple wanted to avoid any possibility of retailer leaks.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-16/apple-debuts-549-airpods-max-2-headphones-with-live-translation-better-anc?srnd=phx-technology

RE: https://mastodon.social/@ctp/116217715333260029

Virtually every Mac app already has an MCP built-in that's going to waste because Apple wants to rebuild it all with App Intents instead

@mipstian is there any way I can send you logs or something?
lol, in a cruel twist of fate, AI turned coders into the very thing they abhorred most: managers.